im pretty sure my math teacher is satan.
this is his sylabus.
now, its my fault for not remembering this before i came into class and told him that my grandmother died over the weekend and that i didnt have time to study. but seriously. i got 50% on that fucking test because my grandmother died. i am in danger of failing math and having to pay the university another thousand some dollars for the class, because my grandmother is dead. thank you satan teacher. my grade shows nothing of what i know at all. it shows that you cant FUCKING STUDY DURING A VIEWING AND A FUNERAL.
are you fucking serious? what person in there right fucking mind thinks that SPORTS are more important than people DYING AND CANCER. you need some fucking proof too? HERE ILL JUST SCOOP HER LUG TUMORS OUT OF HER CORPSE WITH AN ICE CREAM SCOOPER AND YOU CAN HAVE THEM IN A ZIPLOC BAGGIE. i almost wish i could have remembered this fucking sylabus so when he asked me for proof like a death certificate or something i could have just flipped out on him. i think that constitutes as a good reason to flip shit on someone.
This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you
you do realize that this is really hurtful right?
i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself.
to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.
THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
equal sexual representation between both genders on tv
i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging
Lets get zesty
Wait, they were selling something here?
remember that time when a whole bunch of guys said they weren’t going to buy this salad dressing because it objectified men?
sometimes i think about that and laugh really hard
Reblogged (again) for the last comment.
Lol I fucking love this. Women are objectified all the time in advertisements and the minute the tables are turned everyone flips a shit. Thank god someone made this commercial and put it into perspective for the men